Wanted: A girl friend who wants to talk about weddings for five hours per day (but only when I feel up to it). Must be creative and crafty and stingy. Must have great ideas to have a fun and inexpensive wedding. It would help if said girl has been to some recent weddings and knows the latest trends. Bonus points if applicant knows about websites dedicated to cheap dresses/veils/invitations/etc and doesn’t mind sharing those links and oooohing and ahhhing over my favorites. Uninterested fiancés need not apply.





