typealice

26 May, 2008

We’re Home

Posted by: typealice In: Gillian| I <3 Clive

We arrived back in Nova Scotia at midnight on Saturday/Sunday. It was a pretty painless trip back until we boarded the plane in Boston to get back into Canada. We taxied out to the runway and then stopped. The pilot came on and told us that there was a mechanical problem and we’d have to go back to the gate. It’s a 15 minute trek back. After sitting at the gate for another 30 minutes, we’re told that “it seems to have fixed itself” (UM, WHAT?! Mechanical issues don’t FIX THEMSELVES) so we’re heading back to the runway. We get there and they come on again and tell us that, sorry, the issue is back and we’re heading back to the gate. We went back to that runway THREE TIMES! We were served two cookies, one glass of water and a mint in nearly FOUR HOURS on the plane.

If it was just me travelling, I wouldn’t have cared (too much, anyway), but with an 8.5 month old, it’s an entirely different story. Plus, put in the mix that he’d only had two 30-minute naps the entire day (since 7:22am) when he’s used to sleeping at least four hours more than that, Clive and I were scared that we’d be one of Those Parents with the Crying Baby making everyone Miserable.

But instead, Ash was AMAZING and as long as we kept him occupied by peek-a-boo or singing or just looking out the window, he was happy. He finally fell asleep about 10 minutes before we left on a new aircraft back to Nova Scotia.

It’s good to be home.

We came home to a house full of ants. The ants don’t seem to care too much about food, but they love Ash’s diapers. Gross. I asked some advice from people online for all natural ant remedies and searched online, but wasn’t sure how well any of them worked. I remembered seeing a recipe on BME for a great remedy and logged in this morning to find it. I went to my page and read through the forum of my last diary entry and what did I find? A message from the new owner of BME telling me that I was being melodramatic and that instead of lying about coming back occasionally until my account expired, I should have just owned up to the fact that I had a free acount (paraphrasing, of course). WHAT THE FUCK?!

First. My account has never been free. Even when I worked for BME I did not have a free account. Clive neither, and he worked for BME/Video. When Ash was born, Clive had to ask for coupons so that he could post some pictures on his page.

Second. Shortly after I wrote my final entry on BME I got a message from a BME bot (users will know it as the username “non-iam” saying that my account was suddenly made free. I had no idea why the change was made, it’s not like I’ve recently been ModBlogged or submitted an enormous amount of pictures or video or anything. I didn’t really care that my account was free because I didn’t plan on logging in more than once a month (and eventually stopping overall), so it didn’t make any difference to me.

Frankly, I have no idea why the change was made on my account. I never asked for it to be made. I don’t know why the new owner has publicly called me melodramatic and basically calls me a liar about my account. Before I left I double checked my expiration date and it said April 9, 2009. It wasn’t until AFTER I said goodbye that my account became free.

What I don’t understand is: WHY FUCKING BOTHER? Just leave me alone. I’m off the site, I’m away from your life, you’re away from mine, just fucking stop. Just STOP.

4 Responses to "We’re Home"

1 | Caitlin

May 26th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

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For some reason, when I tried to access your page today it was gone. Did you delete it or is Rachel being petty?

2 | typealice

May 27th, 2008 at 1:09 am

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Rachel’s being petty. What a SAD excuse for a human being.

3 | Tim

May 27th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

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we couldn’t get rid of our ants until we identified the type of ant and hired an exterminator to come set bait traps (cost me all of $85).

here’s a link to help you figure out what you have.

http://lancaster.unl.edu/pest/ants/

if you treat for ants improperly, it can make the problem worse. We had Pharoah Ants (which I wouldn’t wish on anyone) and you can’t spray for them or it divides the colony and makes ‘em come back stronger.

I had to research a lot about ants to get rid of mine so if you have questions, shoot ‘em my way! okwithmydecay@gmail.com

4 | typealice

May 30th, 2008 at 11:16 am

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Thanks for that link! I have no idea what kind of ants we have… I don’t want to have to hire an exterminator!

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I'm Gillian, a Nova Scotian woman with a son named Ash (born 09/07) and a wife to Clive. I am what they call an Attachment Parent; I breastfeed, wear my baby as much as possible, cosleep, cloth diaper and practice elimination communication. I have very strong parenting views. We are raising Ash as an organic vegetarian. I care about the environment and do what I can to reduce my carbon footprint and set a good example for others, especially my child.

I'm proudly drug free, but can't say that I have always been. My early 20s were comprised mostly of travelling- I've lived and worked everywhere from West Africa to the Caribbean. I currently run AP Mamas, a site dedicated to attachment parenting and G Slings, my sustainable sling company.