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19 Nov, 2008

Love at First Bite

Posted by: typealice In: Baby| Daily| Gillian| I <3 Clive

Since the new owner of BME has removed most of Shannon Larratt’s life work from the site, including the well known article, Love at First Bite, featuring Clive and I way back in 2005, I was given an HTML copy of it and have “republished” it on my own domain. You can read it, or re-read it, here.

(The finger in the bottom right photo is actually that of my friend Twwly who experienced an “unfortunate” event with a chisel.)

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Ever since we came back from Cuba Ash has relapsed on bad sleeping habits. He went from sleeping steadily between 7-11 without waking up, and waking every two hours throughout the night (which I didn’t mind, because I was able to nurse him back to sleep while basically staying asleep myself). Now he wakes up every 20-40 minutes from 7-11 (which makes working really, really difficult) and whining many times in the middle of the night as soon as he is even slightly awake, which makes me not want to nurse him at all, even though I know it’d put him back to sleep very quickly. I just can’t stand the whining. Ughhhh.

So, to combat the evening wakeups, I’ve stopped nursing him back to sleep to try to sway him away from waking up to get something he loves so much- milk. I immediately go to him and offer him water and tell him that milk is all done, and sometimes he cries as if his first girlfriend has dumped him- full out wails- and sometimes he just whines and roots around for the boob. I cuddle him and sing him Frere Jacques and he goes back to sleep almost as quickly as he would have had he been given milk. His cries never last more than a minute and he’s back to sleep within three or four minutes. He knows I’m there for him, and is comforted immediately as soon as I walk in the room, but I’m just refusing to nurse. The waking up periods have gotten fewer and fewer in the past couple of nights and so I think it’s working. I don’t mind nursing in the middle of the night, just as long as there’s no whining.

I think he’s starting to be ready for one nap a day, but I’m not sure if I am yet. It’s a terrifying idea, not having my two blessed “breaks” (during which I sew, so they’re not really breaks), but at the same time I would be able to go to playdates (Penelope!) and other activities more often because there is NOTHING ever organized for the noon hour in which he’s usually awake for. Literally, the playgrounds are deserted. What would I do with all of these winter hours with him? I’m looking forward to him being able to concentrate on one task long enough and have the motor control to do things like colour a picture and stuff. Right now it’s all about chasing each other around the house as monsters, reading, and playing with cars.

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I packed my first box today. I’m SO READY to move out of this teensy little apartment.

28 Responses to "Love at First Bite"

1 | Amanda

November 20th, 2008 at 4:28 am

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This is the best video ever!

2 | Allahkat

November 20th, 2008 at 4:53 am

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Did you know that you and Clive and your fingers were mentioned in a Fark thread the other day? There was an article about piercing which (of course, it was on FARK) got out of control. I’ll try and find the link if you’re interested.

3 | p

November 20th, 2008 at 5:53 am

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ONE NAP ONE NAP ONE NAP!

4 | typealice

November 20th, 2008 at 5:53 am

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Allah: I’d love that!

5 | typealice

November 20th, 2008 at 5:55 am

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p: lol. we’re on one nap today to try it. i had him sleep till 7am, so he’ll be okay this morning. it’s just trying to figure out when to put him down for that one nap to have minimal tired whining!

6 | Asheo

November 20th, 2008 at 7:23 am

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I’d go with noon for his one nap. When Aiden only takes one nap, it’s around that time.

The finger story, back when it was first posted on BME, I was convinced it was real, and fell in love with the whole story. I thought it was really sweet and almost asked my boyfriend at the time, if he’d do it with me… yikes lol.

7 | Joan

November 20th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

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I find it more humerous than anything that she removed everyones writings from BME out of spite. Especially since it was the best written stuff on a site that has become less than mediocre.
On a funny sidenote that shoes how immature and vindictive she is, she removed my shop from the BME 411..All the integrity the site once had is now gone since she systematically continues to show her petty fights and likes and even more dislikes govern everything that goes on, or is removed there..

8 | Allahkat

November 20th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

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Here it is! The mention of you two starts about halfway down-ish, but the entire thread is pretty flame-tastic.

10 | Robyn

November 20th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

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I’m really bothered by the fact that that entire article is a lie seeing as you two didn’t bite each others fingers off and you photoshopped all of those pictures…

11 | Siobhan

November 20th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

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Robyn: Are you being sarcastic? Why would you be bothered it was an April fool’s joke, which was a yearly tradition at BME.

12 | typealice

November 21st, 2008 at 3:12 am

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I also hope you’re being sarcastic- especially as an IAM member (one of the few who can actually read the comments forum and see for yourself ALL of the comments saying, “APRIL FOOL’S!!”)

And we didn’t Photoshop the photos, Shannon did. He also wrote the entire interview himself- we were never asked a single question. We came up with the idea over dinner one night.

13 | Allahkat

November 21st, 2008 at 6:50 am

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Yeah, really. How DARE you be funny and make jokes! SOMEONE COULD HAVE BELIEVED YOU AND TRIED TO COPY YOU OMFG. :P

14 | Britt

November 21st, 2008 at 10:31 am

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Hey, so I’m a long time reader, first time commenter, etc etc. I felt the need to de-lurk because I found a news article that I felt you would enjoy:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/family/11/21/baby.buggies/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

15 | Jill B.

November 21st, 2008 at 10:54 am

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Ivy is still taking two naps a day. She usually sleeps well through the night. Last night she decided to wake up at 2 am and I didn’t get her back to sleep for two hours. Good luck.

16 | Tayla

November 21st, 2008 at 11:26 am

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I too thought the whole article was real and thought you guys were the WEIRDEST people on Earth for doing that! In fact, I didn’t know that those articles were fake until this year *blush*

17 | typealice

November 21st, 2008 at 11:32 am

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A LOT of people still think it’s real. Someone recently commented on Shannons blog about how we looked like we had all ten digits in our wedding photographs, so what’s the deal?

You could technorati the article for a long time after and get all kinds of people linking it and calling it fucked up or romantic.

18 | typealice

November 21st, 2008 at 11:33 am

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Oh, and the nap thing: it went well yesterday, though he only took a one hour nap all day. He woke up this morning at 5:30am, so it’s a two nap day today. I’ll just follow his lead on it, and it’ll basically depend on what time he wakes up in the morning, I guess.

19 | Honore

November 21st, 2008 at 1:46 pm

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I loved the BME article and did not find out it was fake untill I was browsing the BME encyclopidia and saw a link titled April Fools. I still think it’s a really romantic idea (minus the whole biting it off with your teeth!)

20 | Jessica

November 22nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm

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LOL ok I guess since I have been a long time reader of BME and an IAM member (although not very active on that site, I just keep a blog there and lurk a few forums) I was totally ok and not weirded out at all by the thought of two people amputating fingers. I did get extremely grossed out thinking about the two of you biting each other’s finger off. LOL Im dumb b/c that is the only part that where it started sounding fake to me.

21 | typealice

November 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 pm

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Yeah, dude, that’d really suck to have your finger bitten off. I wonder how far through the skin front teeth would actually go.

22 | Nicole

November 22nd, 2008 at 10:18 pm

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Oh, you could definitely make it to bone, and I’m pretty sure you could bite a finger nearly off in a joint. Actually, I’m sure you could fully dismember it.

No seriously. Shut up.
xo.

23 | Amanda

November 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 am

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It only takes a pound of pressure to cut human skin. So assuming that you have relatively sharp teeth

24 | Allahkat

November 23rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm

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I imagine it would be like trying to bite a chicken wing in half. Minus the barbeque flavour…or not.

25 | Carol

November 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm

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One thing that helped mine sleep through the night again :) was having them sleep on Daddys side of the bed (kid on outside, with the toddler rail thingy on it. I think they could smell the milk and want it but Daddy’s powerful Daddysmell threw them off. At any rate it worked.

26 | typealice

November 23rd, 2008 at 5:04 pm

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Carol: I’ve thought of that, but Clive’s a really heavy sleeper and wouldn’t be aware of Ash at night. He hardly stirs even when Ash is awake and whining for milk… and he likes the blankets up over his head so I’d be scared of him accidentally smothering Ash too. :(

27 | JPeaslee

February 21st, 2010 at 11:49 am

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So the whole Love at First Bite thing was mentioned on a Cracked.com video, and I honest to God thought it was real. The whole thing was really well done!!

28 | typealice

February 21st, 2010 at 2:17 pm

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JP: thanks! It was fun to be a part of. It went viral right after it happened, and nearly five years later, it’s still going strong.

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I'm Gillian, a world-traveller turned natural parent. I believe in primal parenting; breastfeeding, baby wearing, cosleeping, cloth diapering, elimination communication, vegetarianism and all things natural. I have very strong parenting views. There's nothing better in my life than my days with my kid. Also: sushi and sweet white wine, skinny jeans and black tshirts, torrents and sugar.

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